Let’s have some fun with this topic.
Everyone should know by know not to do what this title is referring to, right?
So, let’s take it a step further.
How many different ways can we say “Don’t Scratch Your Private Parts in Public”?
Couples, don’t argue in public
Don’t pick your nose in public
Don’t pick your butt crack in public
Don’t pee in public
Don’t shout on social media with ALL CAPS
Don’t double dip in the chip and dip bowl
Don’t steal someone’s food at work
Don’t steal someone’s sales at work
Always leave a tip
Call if you’re going to be late
Zip your pants
If you think of more, please let me know and I’ll do a sequel.
P Michael Biggs
One Word at a Time