Don't Scratch Your Private Parts in Public

Let’s have some fun with this topic. 

Everyone should know by know not to do what this title is referring to, right?

So, let’s take it a step further.

How many different ways can we say “Don’t Scratch Your Private Parts in Public”?

Couples, don’t argue in public

Don’t pick your nose in public

Don’t pick your butt crack in public

Don’t pee in public

Don’t shout on social media with ALL CAPS

Don’t double dip in the chip and dip bowl

Don’t steal someone’s food at work

Don’t steal someone’s sales at work

Always leave a tip

Call if you’re going to be late

Don’t stare

Zip your pants

If you think of more, please let me know and I’ll do a sequel.

P Michael Biggs

Up-Words Web Site

Offering Hope

Encouragement Inspiration

One Word at a Time